So be weird because, by default, everyone is :)
Girl. 16. Some weird and random shit on this page. Follows Back (but not always) :)
i refuse to be shamed for having a body. i refuse to get embarrassed when a tampon falls out of my purse or spend a whole day anxious about if someones going to notice that i forgot to shave a patch of leg hair. i wasnt put on this earth to spend my time apologizing for my existence and i refuse to let anyone make me feel like i have to waste my energy on all that petty shit
so i recently bought the new issue of cosmopolitan right and while i was casually reading i came across something familiar
it surprised me
the picture was so small i almost didn’t recognize it
BUT THEN IT HIT ME
THE MEN OF TUMBLR ARE IN COSMOPOLITAN MAGAZINE
OH MY GOSH
THAT’S a fail? No that is gold.
IM IN COSMOPOLITIAN????
john messing with sherlock when he’s in his mind palace like
john would definitely put the most random things in sherlock’s hands. like a single egg. and sherlock would come out of it and either break it immediately and stare at his messy hand for 5 seconds or look at it like “…why this. when this.”
Or make a tower of paper and plastic cups and other stuff on his head.
when people who can’t sing never stop singing
shut the fuck up i sing like a deaf whale but when my song comes on i am singing my fucking heart out if i wanna
^ thank you
i’m in my room with the window open listening to my white dad neighbor and his white dad friend talk about grills and patios
I’m going to close my eyes and pretend i’m on an episode of home improvement and tim allen is my dad
they’re listening to elvis and one dad yelled “hey Steve how do you like your steak?” and Steve yelled “medium rare like it should be!” and all the dads laughed heartily
this is a code and I will break it.
reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS